I want to be a Super Hero

So I don’t care if you are a boy or a girl, but at one point in your life you have wanted to be a super hero.  Go ahead and admit it, we all have.  (To clear the air yes I did see The Avengers and yes my blog topic is influenced by what I have recently experienced in my life) So while watching the Avengers for the second time it made me wonder, hmmm if I was a super hero what would my name be??  I want my name to reflect me as a person, be intimidating but not give away too much as to what my super powers would be.  This is the list of names I have come up with so far: (these are all copy righted material, so don’t steal)

·         The Hyena

o   Super power: kills with comedy

·         Bitc# Pudding

o   Super power: sweet but feisty, throws puddin’ that slows villains down enough for me to yell insults that cause them to cry and run away

·         Smore Pain

o   Super power: throws pipin’ hot marshmallows at people!

·         Slap-A-Hoe

o   Super Power: originally from the Slap-A-Hoe tribe, I will slap-a-hoe, pretty self explanatory

·         Baklava

o   Super Power: has permanent sun burnt peely/flakey skin, able to peel off booboos

·         Red Coaster

o   Super Power: removes the crime rings, get it? Coasters prevent glasses from leaving rings…haha… the red part just makes it sound scarier

·         Black Raven

o   Super Power: can fly and poop marshmallow cream causing villains to be stuck in place

·         Lady Crop Dust

o   Super Power: crop dusts deadly amounts of methane, paralyzing the enemy (I added the lady part to class it up a little bit)

·         Booger Babe

o   Super Power: flicks boogers with deadly accuracy

·         Stealth Paper Cut

o   Super Power: sneaks in while you sleep and paper cut you in between your toes

·         Lethal Lego Lady

o   Super Power: A) everything I build with Legos becomes real or B) I leave them laying around on the floor and turn the lights off, causing the enemy to walk on my Legos…barefooted  (I like both choices)

·         She Shart

o   Super Power: just when you think you are positive what my super power is, something unexpected pops out ;)

These are the name/ super powers I have come up with so far…. There are a lot of really amazing choices here, try to contain your excitement and don’t worry as soon as my comic book hits the shelves I will let you know!  I mean I don’t know about you but all of these strike fear deep down in my heart and gives me chills.  (Apply music) If there’s something strange in your neighborhood who ya gonna call?? (Insert name from list above!) Until next time….